I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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