Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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