rhymes with "ouble enetration"
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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