But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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