hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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