i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
handjob tips. give me some.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
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You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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