Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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