We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
You smell like a Billy Joel song
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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