How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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