You really coming over, don't trick.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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