Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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