I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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