By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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