And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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