She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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