id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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