.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
