So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
How's work?
Spinning.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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