Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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