covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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