the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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