It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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