just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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