I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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