everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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