Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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