playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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