I accidentally had phone sex last night
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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