I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Randomize
