youre lurking in front of me
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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