I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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