New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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