How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
this will be a night to untag.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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