There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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