Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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