I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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