I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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