So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
God I need to hump something, right now.
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