Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Randomize
