Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
