I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Of course I have a pirate flag
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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