There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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