Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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