I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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