this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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