Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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