You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
do nipples grow back?
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