just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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