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Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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