Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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