If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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