I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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