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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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