well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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