i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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