i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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