it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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